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post #1 of 18 Old 07-07-2011, 05:49 PM Thread Starter
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Funny things you were told....

As a kid my grandfather was always full of "good" advice. Most of which was very true. Things about buying a home or car. The best advice he ever gave me was on life. He told me, "Keith keep your head out of your a$$ and things will be okay." To a big extent that holds alot of value, but the funniest thing he ever told me was his advice on getting married........
Grandpa: "Keith one day your going to get married and there's something you should know."
Me: "Grandpa I already know about the sex stuff." (keep in mind I was 16)
Grandpa: "Nope this is even more important."
Me:
Grandpa: "Women are natural born pack rats and when you get married make sure you have room for all her s**t."
So some 15 years later I got married and guess what????

So what is something funny that your parents or grandparents have told you over the years that you never imagined would be true and you later found out otherwise?

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My Dad said to me one day, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." Pretty good advice if you ask me, lol.

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^^But your old lady isn't going to read this post, is she ?


LULZ

MY GP's never gave me good advice.

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Oh some of the stuff he had told me over the years was priceless. It was funny listen to him give advice. How to improve my golf swing and get women to notice me more...LOL

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Yeah...I can see this thread getting locked already. !Laugh!

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Yeah...I can see this thread getting locked already. !Laugh!
Why is that? None of us have said anything bad or posted nekkid pictures of girlies????

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I honestly can't think of a funny bit of advice from a family member....

I did hear this one on the tv though: sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

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Its all in interpretation, some of what has been said so far is disparaging remarks on females. I'm sure the mods would like to keep the forums female friendly.

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Its all in interpretation, some of what has been said so far is disparaging remarks on females. I'm sure the mods would like to keep the forums female friendly.
Okay I can see that. Well if any females do read this, my grandfather was not a politically correct person, but did likey the females...

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but did likey the females...
If he didnt like the females, you wouldnt be here.
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If he didnt like the females, you wouldnt be here.
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I honestly can't think of a funny bit of advice from a family member....

I did hear this one on the tv though: sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.

This is good... It may even be passed to my soon to be son... hahhaaha

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Every one has heard this before....I'll have your money tomorrow. ...not a funny thing, just something I hear too much.

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"If you wait til tomorrow, it will never get done." My grandfathers take on procrastination.

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