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Originally Posted by cartcanuck
officer: "can i see your license and registration?"
DP: "why, what did I do wrong. I don't ever do anything wrong."
Officer: "you were speeding son"
DP: "son? I'm a girl!"
Officer: "you're kidding! Ok, MAM. But you were still speeding"
DP: "don't you know who I am?"
Officer: "I thought you were a man. Of course I don't know who you are."
DP: "I'm Danica Patrick."
Officer: "Ok. That doesn't help me."
DP: "a race car driver."
Officer: "nope. doesn't ring a bell"
Officer: "Indy. Yeah. They have that NASCAR race there every year."
DP: "and Indy Cars"
Officer: "really? Indycars still exist?
DP: "yup. and I won a 4th place there once."
Officer: "won a 4th place? What are you? A moron? You don't WIN a 4th place."
DP: "you do if you're me"
Officer: "You also win a speeding ticket and maybe a ticket for being stupid."
DP: "hey!!! Come on....you can let me off with a warning can't you. Maybe I can entice you a little."
*as she unbuttons her blouse to show off her chest a little more*
Officer: *looks....looks again....looks again* "look son...I mean mam....I'm sure if you get a prescription the swelling will go down, those mosquito bites aren't too bad..."
DP: "HEY!!!! No....look at my boobs....my boobs..."
Officer: "I only see one boob in this car..."
Officer: "yup, a second ticket for being stupid"
Nope, it's patrick and this post is a waste of space. It's like a fishing story...more exaggerated then the truth.
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