So the wife and I went to the grocery store to get a few things for dinner and our normal weekly trip there. We are standing in line waiting to get rung up and the welfare guy behind us kid starts bumping into my wife with the cart on purpose. I know this because he laughed when he did it. My wife didn't say anything at first knowing full well that I was not amused by this. After the third time he hit her pretty hard in the ankle I finally said something to the guy about his kid and it went something like this:
Me: "Hey do you mind telling you kid to quit running the cart into my wife's ankle?"
Dbag: "Oh it's not like it's really hurting anything."
Me: "Well then would you like me to do something about it? You should take better care of keeping your kids more behaved."
Dbag: "Screw you a-hole. I don't have to do s**t."
Me: "Don't swear in front of my wife. If you want to talk like that then I will gladly meet you outside."
Dbag: "I'm not afraid of you, hell I could kick your a$$ anytime of day you f**king punk!"
Me: *Smiley and politely say* "Again don't swear in front of my wife and if you think your man enough I will wait outside."
Dbag: "F**K you and wife and her f**king prissy BMW driving a$$!!!"(for the record I'm not sure how this dbag knew that we were in my wife's car)
Me: "Well I'd suggest calling the cops because by the time they get here you will be in the dumpster out back."
Dbag: "Suure, whatever."
By this time I am pretty pissed off and I have never backed down from a fight in my life. My wife and I go outside we load everything into her car and I tell her to go home and I will walk from the store since it's only a few blocks from our house. She gets angry and drives off. I am standing waiting for this guy to come out when the local police department officers show up. They question me and ask me what I'm doing. I tell them what happened and they ask me to leave the premises. I ask who called and they said it was the manger and he doesn't want us to return to the store ever again. I look to see the manager and the Dbag standing in the front of the store watching to see what happens. I tell the police that I will have to walk as I sent my wife home. They give me a free ride home and told me to have a nice day. Oddly enough I know almost ever cop in this town, population of 4500 or so, and yet these two guys are unknown to me. In any case I decided that I will call the corporate office in the morning and report the manager and the wrong doings. I don't understand why people think it's okay to act this way...
C/N guys kid hits my wife with cart multiple times, I say something, father gets all cocky then has store manager call the cops...I hate welfare...