Chuck Norris doesn't dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.
Chuck Norris can kick start a car.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe. He holds air hostage.
When life gave Chuck Norris lemons, he used them to kill terrorists. Chuck Norris hates terrorists.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no theory of evolution - just a list of the creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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