Chuck Norris' Subaru Impreza Wagon For Sale If You're Man Enough
OK, so this car doesn't actually belong to Chuck Norris, but you'll forgive us for saying so once you read the for sale ad placed by the owner.
The man of mystery behind this powerhouse of Symmetrical all-wheel drive has scribed a piece of prose that, we'd guess, is only superseded in awesomeness by the car itself not to mention its future owner.
Rather than a conventional for sale spot, this ad for a 1998 Subaru Impreza Wagon reads like a work of literature, with the author promising that, "if it was possible for a vehicle to sprout chest hair and a five o'clock shadow, this Subaru would look like Tom Selleck."
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